Even Lucifer catches the Flu

Even Lucifer catches the Flu. Terraforming Hell was Lucifers number one priority after falling from heaven. If God can create earth with all of its beauty, which included the birds and the bee's and the apples in the trees, than Lucifer could certainly create Hell in his own image, and it was absolutely terrifying. 

The first step to creating a proper Hell, according to Lucifer's early writings, referred to as "The hellishly dead sea scrolls" was bringing Hell to life, giving Hell it's very own personality. Lucifer could bring any type of creation he wanted into reality, but he often wondered if they could ever be releaseed into God's green earth. So what to create first?, something with wings, like him.

What grotesque, sharp needle toothed, furry bodied disease carring phenomina could it be?, none other, than the bat.

Despite what people thought and wrote in the future, bats, were actually the first creation in Hell, and merely so just to keep Lucifer entertained. The bats flu around, sleeping upside down, (which was a neat little spin Lucifer gave them to be more intimidating), and when it came time to eat, Lucifer thought it would be just adorable if they drank blood as well. Lucifer trained the bats to dance in the sky, he moved his hands back and forth as a conductor would do, and they followed, like waves of sound represented in physical form, and when he was done for the day, he rested them on Hell's ceiling. 

"Now it's time to make more monsters"  Lucifer thought, but what was holding him back? 

Lucifer, while terraforming Hell's atmosphere, accidentally created the flu, influenza. Lucifer sneezed and caughed, and wheezed and scoffed. After enough biblical profanity to summon God to the depths of Hell, he turned his head to the right and sneezed directly onto one of his little, physical musical notes, and the poor thing let out a tiny bat squeak and vanished into the dark abyss of Hell. Lucifer shook his head, "well, I think that was one of the C notes." Considering Lucifer was the Arc Angel of light, music dance and magic, all of his creations gave off quite a terrifying hormonic.

Lucifer felt the need to create his very own Jesus Christ, only, not so Holy, so the very first soul that reached Hell was Lucifer's new project. The first soul that reached Hell, happened to be a girl in fact, Lilith. Lucifer spent a thousand years torturing her soul in every possible which way he could imagine, she died in every painful situation and scenario Lucifer could muster. After Lucifer tortured her to the point where she completely forgot her humanity and the fact that she was ever a person to begin with, he dubbed her "The first demon ever created, my daughter, Lilith." 

Footsteps echoed throughout Hell, getting closer and closer to where Lucifer and Lilith were becoming father and daughter, But just who or what could sneak up on Lucifer, was it one of the other tortured souls, was it say another manifestation? It was another manifestation indeed, only an unintentional one. 

Lucifer had never felt anticipation before. Considering the fact that Lucifer was an Arc Angel, nothing should ever surprise him, and he should always know what's happening one hundred percent especially in Hell, but he was just as confused as Lilith. 

The manifestation walked around the corner presenting itself to both Lucifer and Lilith who were greatly anticipating this thing. It stood above ten foot. Lucifer could become large or small or nothing at all but this was impressive. Wings the size of a football field, coated in Hell's armor. "Daddy what is it?" Magnificent replied Lucifer. Lucifer knew immediately what it was, it was that poor C not he sneezed on all those years ago, evolved into such a delightful looking weapon of Hell, maybe? Lucifer didn't know what this thing was capable of or how strong it could possibly become.